Wednesday, April 23, 2014

literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.

arfudnacruinne:

Beatle Love haha ♥ 

arfudnacruinne:

Beatle Love haha ♥ 

beware-its-dark-inside:

Stay strong.

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

square-in-a-world-of-circles:

jetlagluke:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

i dont even have a penis but i cringed

my penis is crying…and so am I…

(Source: clestroying)

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual)

(Source: thomasdavenport)

Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry)