Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
snapchat must be fun for hot people
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
i dont even have a penis but i cringed
my penis is crying…and so am I…
EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
"i just broke up with my -"
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet