HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Do churches have wifi?
mine does and they locked it but i guessed the password it was “jesus12345”
why does puberty only work for celebrities
And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.
His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.
his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard
His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
His eyes were as blue as the rest of his face turned as I strangled him to death
imagine if you had to say every thought you had out loud
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”