Sunday, September 21, 2014

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

lacigreen:

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

^^

(Source: bcnhills)

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer)

makeawishbone:

I really just want to lay naked with you; so I can trail my fingers up your body, and play with your hands and kiss anywhere without the obstacle of clothes. I want to feel your skin on my skin when you pull me close and hear your heartbeat when I rest my head on your chest. I just really want you.

trueinfintycore:

pyxis-nautica:

stonecoldstunning:

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

DON’T FUCK WITH THE DUCK

(Source: skankplissken)

lesphantomoffleetstreet:

"People in musicals sing too much"

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"Boys who like musicals must be gay"

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"Musicals are repetitive"

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"Musicals last way too long"

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"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"

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"Musicals are just boring"

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"Musicals are childish"

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"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"

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remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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Saturday, September 20, 2014
Be careful who you vent to. Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

wallylock:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

"i’m no artist but you get the idea"

hellolallen:

sixpenceee:

Baby Getting A Chest X-Ray

This device is used to immobilize young children in order to get their x-rays, when a child is very sick and an x-ray is needed to diagnose them. It does NOT hurt them at all. Taking multiple images of a moving baby, in order to get the least blurry one is more harmful because then the child is exposed to radiation for a longer period of time.

This device, which again does NOT hurt them, allows for a technologist to grab chest images of a child as fast and as efficiently as possible. The children may sometimes cry, and get frustrated but only because they are not familiar with this device. This is typically used for babies under 25 Ibs or around 2 years old. If interested you can hear how it works from a technologist himself (What He Has To Say) (More Information)

At first glance I genuinely thought this was a baby in a blender 

mumfoodandsons:

[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]

(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: konysenpai)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

Last year my English teacher admitted to seating my 2 friends together, who are now dating. She even used the word shipping and everything.

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek)